Ok so I'm at work as I write this. Looking at the retard that just came in to do a freelance shift. A few minutes into the day he notices im wearing a soccer jersey, he announces that he is a massive soccer fan, watches it ALL THE TIME.

Last nights Prem League match highlights come on the telly. He sees a goal scored by Man Utd and then acts as if he was all excited about how awesome the goal was, and in fairness it was a nice goal. One problem. He referred to the goal..... as a fucking TRY. Yes. A TRY. As in the rugby try.

All credibility that he had (not much) is now gone. He has, however taught me a valuable lesson about bullshit.
If your gonna do it. don't get caught, or you really look like a fucking moron.