People at the top are usually nice, welcoming, easygoing, well tempered sane individuals. They are like this because they are at the top and are confident and secure of their own existence. 

People at the next level down from the top are usually the complete opposite. They want you to think they are at the top. They try and give the illusion that they are at the top end of the spectrum, and they may well be, but if they are not the top I can guarantee one thing. THEY ARE MASSIVE FUCKING CUNTS. 

These are the low life fuckers you will come across when going into almost any job. These guys are the cunts who wont talk to you out of fear of being seen with you, a lesser individual. An individual who will 'kill' their rep in the company. BULLSHIT.  

They will be short with you and generally just not speak to you even if you speak to them. They will do everything they can, not to help you out and will pretty much drive you insane. 

These people will only turn to you when you are on level footing with them in the company. So guess what, fuck them. Put them aside and get on with what it is you should be doing, befriending everyone else and turning them against those who chose to write you off. 

The most satisfying part of working life for me personally is to see my coworkers, due to my increased popularity, slowly but surely turn against those who I secretly fucking hate. Little tidbits of information and tales of dislike will open peoples eyes to the cunt they really are. Your new work friends will unite and eventually take these mother fuckers down in a blazing inferno of glory! 

Think before you treat the new kid like shit, because the new kid may just be a social genius. Treat him with kindness and he will walk happily by… treat him like a piece of shit and he may just fuck your life.

And you didn't even know it was him. 



Respect is a term that gets thrown at me all the time. Why? Apparently I have very little. Now I believe you must earn respect, so when I start a new job or meet someone new I expect them to understand this unwritten law. I am not going to pander to your pussy ass ego and make you feel like you deserve the respect right off the bat. I don't fucking know ya! You could be a rapist murderer by night and a fucking CEO by day. 

Respect, In my eyes takes time to build. You cant announce your so called 'title' and expect everyone to drop their shit and come running to praise you...wait. Most people probably will, but why? These are the deluded individuals that think by sucking their superiors asses they are gonna get somewhere. This may work for a time, but it will die out in the long run. People deep down want to be challenged, they want to see you have a sense of self worth, go against the norm, demand some respect for yourself but don't overdo it. 

Just keep those sons of bitches guessing whether you respect them or not. Early on they may feel uncomfortable with you not adhering to their rules but after a short while you will rise to the top of their mental charts. They will never let you know that you are on 'their side' but you will know. 

Note: If someone needs to ask you to respect them, they have some underlying self esteem issues. Don't make that apparent to them or anyone else, jut take the information as a sign they have a weakness inside, a weakness which may very well see them working for you one day. 


If people think you are enjoying their company, they will tend to like you more. If you are openly bored by them in every way, most people will get the hint and steer clear of you. 

Note: Im assuming you are putting these skills to practise in the workplace for your own personal rise up the corporate ladder. If you genuinely like someone thats great, but if you don't, you must fake it till you make it. 

If someone is trying to be funny, act like you find it funny. If they are telling you something important to them but fuck all meaningful to yourself, act like it is important too! Get my drift? be fluid, like everyone and everyone will like you. Being a person of this nature is very important in office politics because one bad word from someone more popular than yourself will spread like wild fire, no-one wants to associate themselves with THAT guy. 

Along the way you will find people that you fucking hate and want to murder over and over again. People will push you to your very limits, but you must stay strong. Like and be liked. If you are hating on everyone, then everyone will hate you. 



The recent news touting wikileaks as a matter of national security is bullshit. The government will call it anything it needs to make the public genuinely believe their lives are in danger as a result of these leaks. 

Information in these documents needs to be made public full stop. Why? when documents suggesting any individual can be detained, hunted or killed without trial, should be enough to suggest that anyone on this planet is a 'suspect'.

If you go against the governments wishes you may well be labelled a terrorist. They have the powers whether via the media or other ways to destroy any citizens life. 
99% of the population believe that if you don't do anything wrong you will be fine. Not if they decide you are a convenient scape goat your not. Anyone can be detained or killed and they can just lie about what you were doing. 

Easy done. 

Whats funny is that wikileaks is, in my opinion, just the tip of the gigantic iceberg of information out there that we do not know. 

Why would the government lie to its people? NO WAY!! why would they? What do they gain from hiding this stuff??


Information is power. Power that the public need, to protect us from the powers that be.