THERES ALWAYS ONE

Every fuckin job ive ever had, every single one, ive had a blast. Whether it be from cooking chicken at the local KFC, to directing news bulletins, I've had a blast. There's just one thing that plagues my near perfect fun times at work, its the fucking one cunt that everyone hates but for some reason wont leave.

You know the one I'm talking about right? He/she is the fucking moron who talks too much about what they know. The one who is socially retarded in every way. The one who hears a joke made by a coworker and then repeats it 45 mins later, still in the presence of that very same coworker. The one who thinks they know best at all times. The one who everyone wants to secretly kill behind their back.

Why is there a fucking dead shit in every workplace? What is it about these people that they can a) get hired in the first place and b) don't get fired. Well usually these people are pretty decent at their job. Despite the fact they are universally and  obliviously hated, they still keep punching on. These people usually are very bad at reading cues, for example they try to talk to you, you answer quickly, your body is turning away you clearly want to get away, they keep going and going and going.

They have terrible people skills. They are usually very self centred and only really ask questions about you to set up their own gloat sesh. Do you have people like this in your workplace? 


if so, please let me know how to get rid of them. NOW